Quotes by Scott Adams

Oh many a shaft at random sent, finds mark the archer little meant, and many a word at random spoken, may soothe or wound a heart that’s broken.

Normal people believe that it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.

In some way you influence everyone you come in contact with. Pay careful attention to what pushes people’s mental buttons. If you can push those buttons for the better, do it.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?