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Quotes by Evan Esar

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Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment.

Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.