CONSULTANT: What is a consultant? Two old ladies got a large tomcat (Sylvester) for company. Every evening about 10:00pm, Sylvester scratched on the door until they let him out. He wanted out so he could “visit” the female alley cats. Their puritanical consciences bothered, the two old ladies had him “fixed”. He still went out at night. But now he went out as a “consultant”!