A couple got married. On their wedding night, the man, who stood 6′ 3″ and weighed 260 lbs, removed his pants and tossed them over to his new petite bride and said “I want you to try these on.” She stepped into them, pulled them up and said, “I’m way too small, there’s no way I can fill your pants.” The man replied, “That’s right and don’t you forget it!” The bride thought a moment, then removed her lacy undies, tossed them over to her rather large husband, and said “How about you trying these on”. Well, he got one foot in up the bottom part of his calf and he couldn’t go any farther. “I can’t get into your pants,” he said, exasperatedly. “That’s right,” his petite bride replied, “and you never will until you change your attitude!”